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Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.
“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.
by Dree74 August 13, 2025
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electric grandma

AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.
by Skylanderscollector December 22, 2023
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The Electric Sl(ID)e

Underage kids figuring out a lineup to get into a bar
Jack: Peter you're going first because you have a good ID and you are already balding and Alexis you go last because bouncers never reject chicks

(Jack is doing the electric sl(ID)e because he looks like couldn't grow a pube)
by Studog2 July 30, 2021
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Electric lemonade

When a woman uses her small Jewish hands to do a soft twirl on the helmet of the penis while catching her breath during oral sex.
I was 32 years old when I got my first electric lemonade from a girl named Sommer.
by Darkclam May 25, 2019
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electric chainsaw

by Electric Chainsaw May 27, 2017
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electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.
I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.
by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015
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Electric Rodney

When you're having sex in a carpeted room and the man rubs his feet to build up a static charge and zaps his partners pussy/asshole.
Dude. I had wool socks on so I totally built up a charge and gave her an electric Rodney!
by Saskatchewan BSD September 9, 2021
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