Blood Egg

Period

The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs

by Clown trousers January 13, 2021

Egg Sparrow

When someone drops an egg smelling fart
OR

Can be used to describe dropping a deuce, aka pooping.

who left an egg sparrow in my bathroom?

by Byuny January 3, 2011

Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.

Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."

by manwiththeplan83 March 4, 2013

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Moldy egg

A Moldy egg is a slur that only people who have shaved hair or no hair can say. You can also say it if your hair is not able to be styled (like if it's growing out from being recently shaved)

Person 1: Hey you're Moldy egg
Person 2: HEY you can't say that it's a SLUR!

by Flat🐸 February 2, 2022

Egg Bois

Egg Bois

A group of boys who wait around on street corners ready to mug people and steal their eggs

Hey man, Watch out for the egg Bois, they mugged me the other day, They stole all my eggs

by Mr D October 4, 2019

Death Egg

A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.

Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!

by TonyMc May 27, 2012