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Elden Ring

The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.

.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.

Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
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Elden Ring

The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.

.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.

Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
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Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another dude’s mouth and then he spits it in the ejaculator’s asshole and proceeds to slide his dick in. This ring formation of cum is classified as an Elden Ring.
Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
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Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another guys mouth and then he spits it into the ejaculators ass and proceeds to slide his dick in. This formation of cum on his dick is known as an Elden Ring.
Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
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eldenringphobia

the fear of the game Elden Ring. Usually caused by PTSD from fighting a boss. You could say Kai Cenat has it aswell.
CaseOh : Dude, have you played the new Elden Ring game yet? It’s amazing!

Kai Cenat : No, after trying 1000 times to defeat the end boss, I’ve gotten a phobia of the game. Due to the game I have PTSD and eldenringphobia.
by Patbiingsu July 14, 2024
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Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.
Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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eden ward

by Sho7774 January 13, 2025
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