ripped drifter

1. Ripped as in well defined muscles like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

2. A Drifter is one who breaks the traction limit to the rear tires while turning to achieve a faster entry speed and exit speed.

Wow, look at that ripped drifer of that Nissan 240sx! Fuck I hope he does a mono!

by Cecile D. Miller July 7, 2005

iPod Drift

When a car drifts outside of the lines on the road because the driver is scrolling through their iPod.

B: Dude! Keep your eyes on the road, you're drifting!!

S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!

b: That's the iPod Drift!!

by Pirate Poppy December 17, 2008

Butt Drift

The constant smell drifting from one's bum.

Dude i can smell your butt drift from here

by WynoDyno December 9, 2009

Drunk drifting

The act of being too drunk when playing any fps multiplayer game, and killing or causing dammage to your teammates at the beggining of the round. Specifically counterstrike, but could occur in any game. But usually caused by the drunken heavy fingers , known as drunk drifting.

Sorry dude, I was drunk drifting!

by kiIIswitch February 7, 2012

reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)

Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!

by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012

Visit Drift

When a visit with a friend or relative is prolonged unnecessarily with limited benefit.

We need to avoid visit drift with your family today...I would like to get home early!

by Bored daughter-in-law August 1, 2012

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013