Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

DarkFarty

Another name for a person who is emo or a band kid, or is just weird in general.

Bro have you seen that girl she is such a DarkFarty.

by Zombifroster December 28, 2022

dark sun gwyndolin

Gwyndolin is the youngest son of Gwyn Lord of Sunlight, appearing in dark souls, Dark souls 3. However most remember him as a femboy with an A*s ment for breeding.

"you find a message that says "awesome trap ahead" thinking you'll just die the instant you walk through the fog, only to meet Dark Sun Gwyndolin who somehow has more p*rn than his sister "

by Tarnished July 13, 2023

Ian darke

Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned

Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit

by Sergio el Chico April 27, 2013

The Audible Dark

When the dark is so intense, you can hear what you feel.

The Audible Dark surrounds you.

by rockchick444 November 2, 2010

tuna salad on sweet dark

It's actually exactly what it sounds like. A tuna salad sandwich on dark bread.

Can't wait to get one of those tuna salad on sweet dark sammiches today for lunch.

by BKYokes April 27, 2017

OblivionFall After Dark

The cum lord

OblivionFall After Dark is the cummiest of all cum lords

by asdasdasdasdasdfdfeb September 16, 2021