Deer hunter

In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt

Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler

Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah

Deer hunter

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 1, 2021

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

Deer Park High School

Literally the worst public school you can attend. People's nudes get exposed too often because the boys think they're cool if they get them so they spread them around. There's a lot of fights but literally no one there knows how to fight so they're all shitty. Everyone vapes in the bathrooms and the administration probably has no idea. The majority of people here are wanna be hood. No one speaks proper english. The school is shitty, the majority of students are failing because everyone is stupid because of how bad the school system is.

You go to Deer Park High School?

Yeah I do.
No way! Everyone there is fake hood and all the girls are sluts.

by maslol September 22, 2021

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.

by beavae October 14, 2021

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.

by beavae October 14, 2021

deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.

Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!

by WizardRob November 1, 2021

Deer Plowing

When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..

The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..

by Darr the Starr November 19, 2021