lap daddy

A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. Think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.

“Give me that lap you lap daddy.” And “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”

by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022

Harder Daddy

What you shout when your having sex and you want him to go deeper and harder.

Harder daddy! Harder! Yeah right there! Make me cum!!!

by baddiecakes February 22, 2022

Danish Daddy

Someone that likes being called daddy that is a minor

OMG he is a Danish daddy

Oh look theres a Danish daddy

by Edam shag July 2, 2022

Big Corn Daddy

The biggest and best corn daddy ever

damn that’s a nice big corn daddy

by BigCornDaddy May 14, 2018

paddy and daddy

a really bad gay porn show where the main character (Paddy) has sex with his daddy. the show has been filmed in one day and sometimes there are special guest called honey. some times the uncle joins in on the fun. it is a kids show and should be watched by all ages. Make sure you watch the show there is a new episode every week. HAVE FUN :)

yess paddy and daddy it is my favourite kids show

by mesgrez April 3, 2020

pug is daddy

Mcpe hive random, ran by people such as : conninq, smza and dzggo and he/she/ is terrible at mcpe.

Is that pug is daddy the random?
You heard about it? Pug is daddy got ran by smza conninq and dzggo

by hive staff team March 5, 2022

Primal Diet Daddy

When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.

My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.

Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?

by ScottPrimal September 6, 2023