doggy besty

When your dog depends on you for every little thing because it has attachment disorder. Also when your dog is your best friend because you spend so much time walking it, cleaning up its shit etc.
Also when you meet a new besty because they approach you at the dog park to compliment you on how cute your doggie is.

Basically pertaining to everything involved with friendship, dogs, and such.

I made a new doggy besty when I went to the park yesterday.

My roommate's doggy besty is a pit; she attacked my kittie but my kittie scratched and bit back.

by MalibuKillaBarbie November 20, 2012

golden doggy

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs

My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates

by goujonlova January 7, 2012

Doggy Drag

When a person sits on there ass and drags it across the floor or object to leave a racing stripe ie (skidmark).

It looks like Brian did a doggy drag across his pillow. With the result of giving himself pink eye.

by Hector Gomaez January 12, 2012

Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.

Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.

by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011

Doggy

The superior way to spell doggie.

person 1 online: i saw the cutest doggy pic the other day

Person 2: dont you mean doggie?

Person 1: No you retard i mean doggy

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

corn doggies

The act of slowly licking every inch of a penis, focusing on one inch every 20 minutes; A form of edging. As soon as you get to the tip and lick the urethra, that’s typically when the recipient climaxes

“Sometimes a man will want to get corn dogged. Don’t be afraid of it, corn doggies are fun it you stay patient.”

by whatseurope February 28, 2023

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023