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Doctor's Appointment

Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.
Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"

Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"
by drfooty January 16, 2011
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Doctor/Patient Confidentiality

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.
"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."
by sayynevermore October 24, 2012
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Doctors in the house

When someone is hurt and someone exclaims "Is there a doctor in the house?" And two or more people stand up to answer that call for help, the group of people meet in the corner of another room and play an intense game of rock paper scissors to the death. The lone victor will rush in the room victorious to help the hurt person.
*person has a heart attack*
"Oh my God! Is there a doctor in the house?"
*Four people stand up(the Doctors in the house), look at eachother, and sprint into the other room*
*Two minutes later, only one man rushes in to aid the person having the heart attack*
by John_Wenusberg November 4, 2013
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Doctor Who

What people that are not whovians tend to call the Doctor.
Non-whovian 1: Ohh, that's that TV show, Doctor Who or something.

Whovian: yeah it's like my favourite thing ever now leave me in peace to watch it.

Non-whovian 1: Ok fine. Oh my, Doctor Who is looking fine, don't you think?

Whovian: What.

Non-whovian 2: Don't you reckon.

Whovian: Yeah duh, he's amazing, and so hot. But you just called him DOCTOR WHO. He is called THE DOCTOR. *facepalms* Why am I friends with these stupid people?

Non-whovian 2: You know I can hear you right.

Whovian: Shhh Earthling, you know nothing.
by DT3Cryptic January 2, 2017
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Doctor

A tired, overworked, ex-visionary.
Man, that doctor looks tired.
by Darkhorse1-6 August 2, 2017
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dickem dockem

(Interjection, Verb, Noun.)/Slang. -
1.(When used as an interjection)- A word that means whatever you want it to mean, because it really doesn't mean anything. It is used because it is fun to say. Can be used as a way to greet people, as a way to express frustration, excitement, surprise, or used randomly for no apparent reason, or when you have nothing else to say or can't think of anything else to say. Also spelled as "dickem dockom".
2. (When used as a verb) - Is said in the form of "dick & dock" or "dick & docked" for past tense. It is less frequently used as a verb than as a interjection, but if you want to use it as a verb, go ahead. Again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean. It is commonly used to refer sexual behavoir or just wasting time.
3. (When used as a noun.) - Is said in the form of "dickem dock". Usually meant as an insult to another person. It could also be used to mean buddy or pal. But it can mean many other things because, again, it can mean whatever you want it to mean.
1. Teacher - Do you see any danger in adopting the sociological perspective too intensely? Ex: if we say society is at work, all choices on how to live, what becomes a personal responsibility for our actions?
Student - Ummmmm...dickem dockem.
2. All she wanted to do was dick & dock.
3. Hey dickem dock, gimme all your lunch money.
by yoyoyo696969 March 14, 2008
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lunar docking

When a man or woman shits in a vagina.
Shelly had a lunar docking last night. That shit was fucked up.
by Big CB December 9, 2008
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