Deuce Hole

Toilet, Crapper, John, Restroom etc.

We can go take team dumps in the deuce hole

by Belaes October 31, 2010

Blast a Deuce

Take a dump

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!

by Trout Slayer 22 March 5, 2009

Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

flippin the deuce

Just the classic peace sign.

They saw her flippin the deuce while making her exit.

by NotMgenna December 29, 2007

Deuce Toss

V.
1. To toss a turd.
2. To burn someone. (diss)
3. To fuck up.

"shut your shit or I'll deuce toss you!"

"Now, that's how you deuce toss someone!"

"Way to deuce toss all night!"

by Dhebi April 17, 2009

facebook deuce

The act of surfing facebook while going number 2.

bro, give me my laptop I gotta take a facebook deuce

by bwizzy November 16, 2009

Frosting a Deuce

The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.

I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.

by pjob July 7, 2009