happily depressed

hap·pi·ly
ˈhapəlē/Submit
adverb

de·pressed
dəˈprest/Submit
adjective

A person in a state of general unhappiness or despondency, but occasionally/often optimistic and appreciative about life as well as relatively okay with being unhappy.

"I know it sounds dumb, but, even though I'm far from happy, there's a lot of things I have to be happy about. I'm fine with this. Almost like I'm.. happily depressed."

by LessThanEthical July 5, 2017

artist's depression

The emtion that is felt everyday because you are an artist and when no one in the world realizes your true genuis.I get it all the time.

Peron #1:Whats a matter with Tom?
Person #2:He's an artist.
Person #1.(shakes head) Artist's depression.

by Samo7 October 9, 2006

clinical depression

Depression that doctors actually care about.

patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.

by bobrocks95 November 13, 2009

Inbreeding depression

1.) The lowered overall fitness of a population due to reproduction between closely related individuals, thereby lowering heterozygosity in the population and allowing deleterious alleles to be expressed.

2.) The crushing guilt that follows fucking your sister.

Inbreeding depression is a serious risk in small populations.

by SimpHawk September 20, 2018

Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.

Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?

by ThatOneLinguist January 29, 2019

depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.

by toble December 22, 2021

house depressed

depression resulting from serving house arrest.

man im tellin you im house depressed.

by bczar April 6, 2009