dank-tirement

Retirement from dank.

“Dude, can’t wait to come out of dank-tirement this weekend”

by 420blaZeitIlluminatiConfirmed April 14, 2019

Dank Dean

When you do a F A T ass dab and then go to an event/ activity and try your best to act sober but still enjoy your high. (Work, School, Shop.)

Hey I dont feel like going to school sober im going to pull a Dank Dean.

Yo boss im gonna be Dank Dean for work alright?

by Dank Dean January 15, 2019

Dank Spaghetti

When someone from Apple revokes tweakbox and when tweakbox fixes their app they say...

DANK SPAGHETTI!!!

Me: tweakbox is revoked! 😭
tweakbox: Dank...
tweakbox: DANK SPAGHETTI!

by danksphagetti2019 August 30, 2019

Dank Express

the D.E.R.P. it is part of IS 229s train system

we must join the Dank Express. it is the best shit there is

by Nobellium Uranium November 15, 2018

dank bamz

1. An excellent quality of marijuana, (aka, weed, skeedz, pot, etc.
2. Something that is very good.

1. I smoked some dank bamz last night and it was so good I wanted to punch my mom in the face.
2. This website be tha dank bamz.

by DaveHondoras October 14, 2005

Dank Meme

A way of defining dark or offensive jokes.

That dank meme was so dank

by SpoopyScarySpookington October 20, 2017

Wank and Dank

Jerking off and smoking high quality weed

Tyrone:What have you been doing lately?
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank

by Slasher1508. January 14, 2021