ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018

cricketely

a person who holds much knowledge outside and inside games

Wow did you see that? That was so cricketely of them!

by High Boss December 9, 2020

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023

sea cricket

A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.

Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.

Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!

by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Mud Cricket

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.

Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?

by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023

Cricket

A sport superior to all others in which Om and Faaris dominate because Indians and Pakistanis are gods. England think they are good but seriously...

Go FUCK URSELF

Person 1: We're playing Cricket
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis

Person 2: Yeah they're GODS

by MaNameDefinetleyNotJeff July 21, 2019