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Torrance crawfish

Torrance crawish is a truly skanky little troll who lies cheats and does anything possible to fuck your boyfriend or girlfriend. It don't matter. Often seen high as fuck on Xanax yelling the word alprzolam loudly for no reason what so ever while stealing anything she thinks is cool. Known to also give said trash back as a birthday gift if you are lucky. Beware Torrance may seem like a 12 year old boy, but seems to have the genitalia of whatever creature she is trying to bed down for the moment
Holy shit Torrance Crawfish is screwing Brandon's best friend again while he is in jail!
by Mr cracker jacker March 28, 2024
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Susan Crawford

Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
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Blue Crawfish

A form of blow job in which the giver clamps a crawfish claw around the base of the receivers shaft while fully erect, at which point the blow job is continued until the penis turns blue and the crawfish claw in unclenched, causing the built up semen to release all at once.
I gave Mike a blue crawfish yesterday, all though it was more purple than blue
by aTut86 May 24, 2025
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mrs cratchit crawford

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.
ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind
by dxismxe May 2, 2019
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robert wayne crawford

He is like no one you have ever met before. His eyes, voice, smile, body and just his everything are everything you know you can't live without. Just always love him and he will always be there. Even when he can't be, he is always there.
I wish everyone could have a Robert Wayne Crawford in their life.
by Robear's Marshmellow December 25, 2021
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St als Crawford st

Worst schools in Cork principal is above 6” and don’t know how to stfu half the time all a bunch of cheeky shits in there
Don’t waste your time with st als Crawford st
by Imagine caring bt life October 6, 2022
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Cooking the crawfish

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night
by Wilco264 May 5, 2023
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