tunnel cousins

Two chicks who've slept with the same guy

You slept with Mark? Me too! We're tunnel cousins!

by murph0969 July 7, 2012

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

Sleep Is Her Cousin

The cousin of Death and the second cousin of the Bitch.

Death: hey where is my cousin Sleep?

Bitch: where is my second cousin Sleep?

Sleep Is Her Cousin: i'm right here!,

Death+Bitch: ohh cool

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

Ur cousin asexual

The worst insult that can ever be used against another human. All other insults naming family members and sexuality fall miles short in destructive capcity

You:”ur granny tranny”
Me:”stfu ur cousin asexual”
You:*time freezes as your entire being witnesses forces only known in the big bang*

by TheEggBoy May 10, 2018

cousin

Another word for a wordtart/word.

David Feeney's a right cousin he is!

by Halo August 30, 2003

nephew cousin

When your aunt is your cousin and her son can't possibly be the same level on the family tree

Jordan: Zach can't be our cousin if ayu is our cousin. He's our nephew cousin. Duh

Vanessa: well that makes sense. I'm so stupid.

by boombangpop February 11, 2010

Gay Cousin

An offensive term used against the LGBT+ community

Ayo! Don’t use “Gay Cousin” it’s offensive.

by applesaucepenguin March 11, 2021