When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
Get the Step-Cougarmug. a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
Get the trophy cougarmug. by Yes that’s true January 31, 2023
Get the Cougarmug. A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
by Clevering June 13, 2019
Get the Uber cougarmug. by a seventh grader May 2, 2022
Get the cougarmug. An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.
by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022
Get the cougarmug. by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021
Get the cougar nailsmug.