illegally distilled whiskey that is so damn powerful, it will make anybody lucky enough to take a swig shit themself. Mainly distilled in Alabama and Tennesee.
Person 1: hey dude take a mouthful of this stuff I just brewed. Its called cougar sweat.
Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time
Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time
by dack janiels whiskey June 10, 2014
When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 18, 2022
a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 22, 2022
by TalkingSheep69 September 13, 2022
Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal February 03, 2016
by Johnnysinlove December 09, 2023