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Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022
mugGet the Step-Cougarmug.

trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
mugGet the trophy cougarmug.

Cougar

Woman who desires a younger spouse
Faith is a cougar because tonio is a child
by Yes that’s true January 31, 2023
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 13, 2019
mugGet the Uber cougarmug.

cougar

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"
by a seventh grader May 2, 2022
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cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.
I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!
by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022
mugGet the cougarmug.

cougar nails

if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails
woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*
by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021
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