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Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.
I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.
by Webastards July 13, 2023
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cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality
For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff
by Sexydimma March 9, 2017
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arabian cougar

Having sex on a thorn bush, so that when you're done it appears you have been attacked by a cougar
Her and I did the Arabian Cougar last night, check out my scratches.
by IheartGapeHorn April 22, 2014
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Cougarism

The practice of undergrad people marrying far older women or financial needs (sugar mommy) or sexual intimacy. This is usually illegal but practiced in various parts of the Western Hemisphere and some parts of India.
My mom practices cougarism
by Boom Flex August 8, 2018
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Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar
Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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cougar

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"
by a seventh grader May 2, 2022
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 13, 2019
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