show cougar

Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.

Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.

by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023

Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.

The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!

by Clevering June 13, 2019

Cougar

Woman who desires a younger spouse

Faith is a cougar because tonio is a child

by Yes that’s true January 31, 2023

cougar

eamon gray

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"

by a seventh grader May 2, 2022

cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.

I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!

by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022

cougar nails

if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails

woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*

by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021

Cougar Cheese

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012