Cocktail clit

When you get too drunk that you cannot feel your clit no matter how much stimulation you use.

“We fucked all night but I couldn’t finish because I had cocktail clit”

by Laurgalore January 19, 2026

Cockitier

A man that is very proficient with his penis

"Hey Daddy, bring that cockitier over here and let me see what that dick can do."

by anonymous November 27, 2025

Cockitier

A man that is very proficient with his penis

"Hey Daddy, bring that cockitier over here and let me see what that dick can do."

by anonymous November 27, 2025

Sawyers cocktail

A mixture of Poo, Urine, and Vomit. Usually the cocktail will be made in a bath.

Last night Matt got absolutely wasted and while in the Bath he made the famous Sawyers cocktail.

by cottage-grove February 1, 2008

Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 3, 2009

toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.

As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.

by battleof_myself April 17, 2009

hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis

johny drank the hando cocktail

by handito November 12, 2009