COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.

My covid-19th is in July this year.

by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020

Covid Boom

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games, being an extreme weirdo and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.

1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!

by Mr Sittha Boom April 15, 2020

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

Covid-25

A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."

by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

Covidearth

Covidearth /kəʊvidɜ θ/ means scarcity of food and medicine because of outbreaking of covid-19.

Due to covidearth, black market has become too hot for hoarders and opportunists.
Having contentment morale is our social responsibility in covidearth conditions.

by Moozhan pnv April 23, 2020

Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison

The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly

by GFAR83 April 24, 2020