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Career Suicide

The act of intentionally fucking up your internet/physical career. One main way is by backstabbing your users and destroying the trust you built with consumers.
Duolingo committed career suicide in 2025 by firing thousands of workers and going AI first.
by VardanMarutyan December 12, 2025
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Career Sovereignty

Career sovereignty is the state of fully owning your professional life—your time, skills, income, and direction—without being psychologically, financially, or creatively dependent on a single employer or system. It means making career decisions based on alignment, long-term leverage, and personal values rather than fear, titles, or corporate approval. Someone with career sovereignty treats jobs, contracts, and businesses as tools—not identities—and always retains the power to pivot.
She wasn’t afraid of layoffs because she had career sovereignty—multiple income streams, transferable skills, and zero loyalty to dysfunction.
by Oge4Real January 12, 2026
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Career Sovereignty

Career sovereignty is when your job doesn’t own you—you own your skills, income, and choices. You can walk away, pivot, or build something new without panicking. The opposite of being career-sovereign is being one bad meeting away from an identity crisis.
He finally stopped chasing titles and built career sovereignty—now his boss needs him more than he needs the job.
by Oge4Real January 12, 2026
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jeet career

The occupation of Sir Latchalot.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.
I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.
by DrM714 July 10, 2009
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Bela Creedanovic

The coolest girl who loves to get high as shit and then watch true blood. Don't fuck around with Bela or she will fuck your shit up, literally. I ounce saw her take a piss in a desert. Dat shit is real nigga. But really tho dont fuck with her. Booze is her weapon of choice and when she has downed a few brewskis this chick will get the party going. And last but not least she is a fan of getting drunk then eating noodles and making creedelsons life a living hell.
Yo did you see Bela Creedanovic last night? That gurl was so drunk and high that she thought she was a vampire so she went around yelling out SOOKIE and biting people.
by Creedelson July 28, 2012
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legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.
"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
by jon_newhart April 30, 2014
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