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Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking
Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson
by ok m8 June 3, 2021
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Carson

A guy who is just so chill your nips get cold just being in his in his presence and he is so sexy that you just can’t handle it anymore and that I’m sexy and I know it song starts playing but he can be really funny with his 9/11 jokes or his hitler ones and have you laughing all night and he is a complete chad
Bro is that Carson whoah like I think my nips are hard now
by Big doc Eugene 69 June 1, 2019
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Sunset Carson

The act of ejaculating on someones face while at the same time spitting a wad of chewing tobacco spit into their bellybutton.
So I was banging this chick the other night and forgot I had some chew in my mouth. I didn't want to mess up my bed so I opted for the Sunset Carson.
by thespclst May 28, 2009
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Carson

Gangsta ass

Pimp ass nigga that makes a lot of money and will kick your mother in the teeth... Swear to god Carson will shoot at yo grandma house and kill yo mf cat... one time Carson was eating dis one bitch out an she farted an he literally shot dat Bitch in da asshole...
by Vaginaslayer6969 October 1, 2019
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Carson

Carson is a very attractive male who appears mean but is actually a very kind person who will always check up on you everyday. He also has no common sense which seems to brighten his personality even more.!
Girl 1) So who’s your new intrest?
Girl 2) I really like Carson a lot
Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
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Carson morford

A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends
by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025
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