cape cod LOCAL

A Cape Cod local is someone that was BORN on the cape and was raised here. To be considered a local you have to live here year round (for the older people at least 25-30 years) and have attended one of the many elementary, middle and high schools that are scattered around the place that most of us call home. I cannot stress this enough, TOURISTS listen up, just because you summer here for X amount of years does not mean you're a local, the people that live here, LOCALS, cater to you're every needs, we work our asses off to keep the people like you happy and coming back for more the next summer.......so think twice about calling yourself a local because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US knows what it is to be a true cape codder.....and hell just to top it off, we'll out drink ANY of you any day of the week! So CHEERS to the true local cape codders!

"Those people most DEF aren't true cape cod locals"

by Local Cape Codder June 25, 2009

baby mo cakes

the most divine experience ever. A extremely large Tahitian momma who is divine in every way.

One who constantly says FTP and is constantly eating charlottes chocolate.

has an absolutely fanastic pair of breasts, and whos body is a sex temple.

Sophie: What do you think of my temple? FTP
Mark: It is divine, baby mo cakes. I want to eat you out!
Sophie: FTP fo sho!

i ate out bby mo cakes last night, there was enough leftovers to make momo sammies for a week....GREAT FOR THE KIDDIES LUNCHBOXES!

by Momofosho August 3, 2007

Cape Code

A computer programming language invented on Cape Cod, Massachusetts.

I live in a house down by the sea in Cape Code.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

johnny cakes

Homosexual / Gay man...derived from The Sopranos and gay character Vito Spatafore who loved ordering johnny cakes (pancakes / flapjacks) from the gay diner worker / fireman

That cat was kissing on a girl at the bar? Man I thought that dude was johnny cakes in this motherfucker

by (no homo) July 30, 2008

Sweet Cakes

(Pronounced sveet cakes)
Used to express great delight about a turn of events. Especially used in the case of a reversal of fortunes.

Guy: I thought i was gonna get kicked outta college after my exams, but i did kick ass...Its fuckin' Sweet Cakes man!

by SHUDDUP FOO'! July 21, 2008

Cape Cod

everyone who lives there is depressed, dumb, addicted to drugs/drinking, ratchet as fuck, and hates their lives.

“Cape Cod fucking blows I can’t wait to graduate and get the FUCK out of here”

by haksnkssnskndns October 18, 2017

poon cakes

1.an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
2. somebody who's a douche bag

1. come here poon cakes and suck me
2. that guy is such a fucken poon cake

by poonmaster3000 April 28, 2007