Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009

opening a can

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.

Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?

by David Andersen December 3, 2007

Few cans?

As it says on the tin: would you like to consume a few cans of lager, cider, or otherwise? Possibly get drunk? Night after night? A heavy session indeed.

Few cans lads?

Few cans?

by mallam February 21, 2009

canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.

Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!

by Turkey Trot December 14, 2010

to can someone

to can someone, or to be can, means to fire someone from their job.

I met Max today and he was seeing red, I think that he was canned.(to can someone).

by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.

Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!

by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007