Green Can

what boongs use as a pillow after they get kicked out of the pub

eh mate, i sleeping on my green can tonight cuz.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.

1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.

by gradenigo September 4, 2013

Can Cimen

The seamen goddess. A lesbian goddess that has a very deep vagina and is the strongest goddess to exist. Has a Turkish and Slavic origin. Really likes playing games, watching anime and has a screen time of 24 hours per day. Really likes women. Has really wise words and quotes at times.

Girl 1: Hello
Can Cimen: Purple dinosaur watermelon sprinkle

by Can Cimen April 27, 2023

canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.

Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!

by Turkey Trot December 14, 2010

to can someone

to can someone, or to be can, means to fire someone from their job.

I met Max today and he was seeing red, I think that he was canned.(to can someone).

by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.

Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!

by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007