by wally dude September 17, 2018

After loading all of my windsurfers and surfboards on the car to go on vacation, I had some serious roof candy. It caused many admiring stares from other drivers.
by Philly Hockey Player October 31, 2014

A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.
John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?
Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?
by Alecto83 January 21, 2009

Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.
by Brudas November 1, 2010

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Louis is regretting it already, but it’s not like he can abort the mission now. He quickly presses play on his phone, places the glitter spray by the bed and turns the light off again, except for the light bulbs hanging with the garlands. The music is loud, bass slow, and 50 Cent’s “mm-hmm yeah” is filling the room. Louis scrambles on top of the bed, positioning himself facing the door.
The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.
“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.
The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.
“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.
by Larry_jitters_4_lauren April 25, 2022

by DomDaBomb20 January 31, 2023
