Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.

(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013

Drinking Buttholes

The art of using someone's butthole as a shot glass

Hey bro, wanna do body shots?

No way, didn't you see Stacie drinking buttholes

by Aceboy812 August 9, 2015

rad butthole

Someone who's a jerk, but can be cool at sometimes. Also could be a awesome band name.

"Oh him? I'd say he's a rad butthole."

"I'm going to a Rad Butthole concert this weekend, wanna come?

by RadButtholes September 20, 2015

shoved butthole

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and a third party applying pressure with hands inside ones rectum. Causing the rectum to prolapse.

Quit eating pretzels or I am going to give you a shoved butthole.

by zoiquilla December 23, 2015

fiery butthole

When your buttonhole is burning and/or producing a flaming poop. Usually caused by spicy foods.

Missy had a fiery butthole after eating all those spicy tacos.

by The Panhandler September 15, 2016

pitmaster butthole

When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass

“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”

by Dirty litter box October 23, 2017

lil butthole

Someone who acts like an asshole but is too nice to actually mean it

Mason is a lil butthole

by masonisalilbutthole January 20, 2018