A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.
A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019
Get the Butter Braid mug.The amalgamation of feces and semen created during a vigorous plugging and plunging of the bunghole during anal sex.
She was hot AF and let me take her ass to pound town but she gave me a nasty case of plug butter. I almost gagged.
I railed her ass good but she gave me a mess of plug butter so I wiped it off on her pillow case, flipped it over and caught an Uber while she was in the shower.
I railed her ass good but she gave me a mess of plug butter so I wiped it off on her pillow case, flipped it over and caught an Uber while she was in the shower.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
Get the Plug Butter mug.Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Justin drop a deuce earlier?"
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
by terekanddravis March 5, 2010
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Get the Shay Butter mug.Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
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Get the Butter nuts mug.when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
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