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Utter Butter

Adjective;

Used to describe some one who is a total imbecile, a buffoon, a nincompoop, a halfwit, a clod, who makes a mockery of their profession and general existence. They are completely hopeless, bereft of any kind of credibility and good common sense.
Gosh dang it Sarah is an utter butter
Writing an article about haikus and including a poem which is CLEARLY NOT a haiku was just an utter butter move
We really need to whip him into shape, because right now, he's just an utter butter
Gee she's acting like she's spread real thin, must be an utter butter
by fetherbird December 27, 2018
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butter kisses

Giving someone a kiss on the butthole right after they have taken a dump.
We decided to do something very crazy to tell all of our friends so we performed "butter kisses" on each other to celebrate our anniversary.
by Jimmnycrickett March 12, 2014
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Peacunt Butter

When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.
Josh: Tyler look at this! it's a jar of peacunt butter!
Tyler: ...
by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013
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Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
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Butter Rub

After partaking in a copious amount of extra buttery movie theater popcorn, your girl gives you a quick greasy hand job with her buttered fingers during the coming attractions.
I always order the largest bucket of corn at the movies. It ensures Rachel will give me a great butter rub before the movie starts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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porn butter

the frothy lube that is created from all the bumping and grinding on a hot set in front of the cameras
it was difficult to navigate across the room, with all the porn butter left after last nights escapades
by thecodger December 21, 2013
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Shay Butter

Butter sucreeted from Shay, also can create frumunda this is the butter being turned into cheese under the nut sack.
Pass the Shay butter for my toast.
by Sirsha May 3, 2021
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