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Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"
Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."
by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010
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Mud toss

Mud toss is when you are eating a girl out and accidentally shits all over your chest.
What the fuck Why am I all wet...oh my god there’s so much”
“I’m so sorry babe I didn’t mean to Mud Toss you”
by Hi David June 19, 2018
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Mud coin

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.
Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, “How much do you think it’s worth?”
by hasto75 January 9, 2021
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mud bear

“Yo guess what I did last night
What did you do

“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard
by Mud bear man September 19, 2019
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Mud Sipper

A Mud Sipper is a real ass G that can sip more lean than anyone.
You niggas aint a Real Mud Sipper I'm on my third cup
by TheMudSipper October 14, 2020
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Mud docking

When two people press each other's assholes against each other, and proceed to shit into the other's ass. It is then passes back and forth between the partners.
Went to an orgy once and there was a mud docking train going
by Keif420 June 4, 2018
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Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys
No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda
by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023
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