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colgate brownie paste 

after having anal sex with a girl that needs to poop you can sqeeze the poop out that collects out of your penis hole like a tube of tooth paste, and you will have colgate brownie paste
jeremy says:"hey katherine, i have some colgate brownie paste for you" katherine says: "put back in my ass with the others"

cosmic brownie 

after sticking it in someone's ass, you blow a load and make them lick off the cum and poop mixture.
my girlfriend said she was hungry, so i gave her a cosmic brownie. she loves that kind of shit.
cosmic brownie by Roman G. February 9, 2004

fudge brownie 

a juicy, wet fart that leaves a stain in your drawers
Smells like someone's making fudge brownies!
fudge brownie by Da Nastee One February 23, 2007

beatin up the brownie batter 

when a man fucks a female in the ass.

sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."

rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"

Muslim Brownie 

Anal wristing performed by an amputee, whilst shouting," om nam Shebai om nam, Shebai...Khaaali Maaa!!!" Any residual fecal matter left on the "Nub"" would then be ingested by the receiver. Some people may or may not have lost the appendage from stealing, thus forced to wipe and eat with the same hand.
Dude, after my incredibly unfortunate smelting accident, I have been getting sooo much tail. The other day this gal wanted me to bust out the Muslim Brownie...so I lubed up my nub and she took it in the Bahgdad.
Muslim Brownie by greatmute January 18, 2009

mobile brownie 

A black man who can run really fast. Most frequently from the Po po.
White Man 1: "Hey man we gotta nail that mobile brownie".
White Man 2: "Why"?
WHite Man 1: "He stole my bike!"