Charlie Sheen's Brain

something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.

(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)

Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"

by headstrong19 March 29, 2011

Brain Fart

An involuntary release of stupidity. Usually at the least opportune time.

Fred had a momentary brain fart and forgot that he left his term paper at home.

by Lalina October 12, 2009

brain fog

2 b very very confuzzed and misunderstand everything!

dam i got brain fog now!

by anno. May 2, 2006

get brain

Street slang for oral sex

From a news source:
The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."

by JoeCool November 6, 2004

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

brain porn

that one video of someone fingering a rubber brain.

Bee: can I send you brain porn?
V: what?
Bee: *sends brain porn*
V: what the fuck did I just watch

by DracofuckedHarry April 8, 2021