brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.

OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

mega smooth brain

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is so smooth brain that he's mega smooth brain

by dr.cocslong February 26, 2021

Bradon

Bradon...the kind of guy you always to be around. He is constantly laughing, smiling, and making bad jokes. If you need anything he will always be there to help...or laugh at you. All Bradons are very caring weather they want you to know that or not. Everyone needs a Bradon in their life.

OOHHH YEAHHH BRADON!!!

by Blover14 June 22, 2018

Brain Sex

Deep intellectual intercourse between people.

We talked about Tolstoy for hours last night. It was total brain sex!

by The Manwhore May 18, 2011

Brain Malfunction

When your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.

"I tried to talk sense in to Rick Santorum, but he has a brain malfunction"

by Prokrustesseng January 13, 2012

Bradding

The act of driving from one destination to another hitting only green lights along the way

Person 1: We just finished bradding

Person 2: WOW! No wonder you got here so fast

by itsonlyarcher May 19, 2020

Sleep Brain

This is the evil part of your brain in the morning that tries to trick you into sleeping in. It often attempts to fool you into thinking you've already woken up by making you dream about getting ready for work.

Dude, I'm late for work! I think Sleep Brain turned off my alarm this morning, cuz I don't remember doing it.

by KatyM February 3, 2008