bouncebounce

Low educated, low intelligence law enforcement official. The sort of police officer that wont take of their sunglasses to look you in the eye to speak with you as even as a representative of the state and doesn't respond to legitimate questions akin to an ape-like doorman (bouncer).

Perp: What did I do wrong officer?
Officer BounceBounce: You're eating here.
Perp:That's not illegal!
Officer BounceBounce: Now you're resisting arrest...you're going to jail.
Perp:I'm not resisting anything, I've not been arrested. Where are the signs saying it's illegal to eat here?
Officer BounceBounce: (Silence) .
Perp: Where are the signs, I didn't see any?
Officer: BounceBounce (Silence)
Other BounceBounces arrive and force the sandwich eater to the floor with excessive force.

by Apple iMolestation Device May 30, 2020

bounce

Taking a ride on a shared mobility vehicle.

Imma bounce to Cubbon Park, be there in 10!

by jdot211 September 2, 2020

Bounceback time

How long is takes you after you’ve cummed once already while having sex

“How long is your bounceback time“. “Like 2 minutes, what’s yours? “

by T.x September 19, 2020

Bouncer

The first successful type of Bug Daddy destined by Dr Suchong. Sports a large diver helmet, fits 8 lights on the front that can indicate mood. Yellow for neutral, green for hypnotized, and red for aggressive. They use A large drill and can ram you, while the elite bouncers have a large harpoon. Like all other big daddies, they protect the ADAM collecting little sisters.

Sinclair: Listen Sport, to get some ADAM you’re gonna need to kill that Bouncer.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 29, 2020

Bouncer

A person used by a writer to bounce ideas off of. Also can keep track of the stories lore and is great for continuity errors. A human writing tool.

I called up my bouncer to see if he liked a new scene idea I came up with for my novel, will it fit as an action that my character might do?

by AttemptedPoet October 15, 2020

bounce off your thing

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.

He tabling- bounce off your thing.

by the 13th sin. August 3, 2021

Bouncer

Someone who bounces in a sexual sense.

Your mom's a real bouncer. She loves to bounce on my bed.

by The True Urban Dictionary September 6, 2021