bounce rate

Percentage of people that leave your site because

a) Too many heavy images
b) Lame content
c) Boring ads

probably to never come back.
Man, there was so little content amongst those ads, that site had a mad bounce rate of 90%!
by john.fisherman February 08, 2018
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bounce off your thing

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.
He tabling- bounce off your thing.
by the 13th sin. August 04, 2021
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Pawlenty Bounce

Non-existent rise in one's popularity when a person's endorsement is presumed to help, named for the lack of a positive impact Gov. Tim Pawlenty's endorsement provided Gov. Mitt Romney in the 2012 Minnesota Republican caucus.
"I can't believe they didn't pick me for social chair, bro. Last year's president totally had my back."

"Yeah, that sucks, man--you got the Pawlenty Bounce."
by DeveDorbes February 08, 2012
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Crip bouncing

When ya poo poo on someone's chest and bounce on it wit YA ahsh
I just be crip bouncing yo! (Splat splat)
by sanvad June 12, 2023
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Crip bouncing

When ya poo poo on someone's chest and bounce on it wit ya ash
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Satellite Bouncing

Satellite Bouncing: self made type of DDoS attack made by me and a couple of buddies where a satellite needs to be in the perfect position and the radio waves are then intercepted and bounces them (with metal sheets positioned in a place where the radio waves can bounce off 1 another and amplify the signal strong enough to bounce in sporadic directions off of the long metal plates on a satellite) to other wireless networks thus the radio waves interfere with the other wireless networks and halts them until the attack stops.

works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI
weither satellite bouncing is illegal or not is your question ;)
by Nice one Perma March 31, 2022
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bottom bouncing

Drifting eggs, lures, or jigs across the bottom of a river, lake or streams while fishing, for carp, catfish, walleye, trout or salmon
Hey man that's nice catfish how'd you catch it?

Just bottom bouncing chicken liver sacks
by BillyPilgrim94 December 19, 2019
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