1) A vagina that has been pounded so much by erect penises that it has become a resting place for said penises.
2) A nickname for a woman who has a tattoo labeled "boner garage" and an arrow pointing to her vagina.
2) A nickname for a woman who has a tattoo labeled "boner garage" and an arrow pointing to her vagina.
Man 1: How many guys has she fucked?
Man 2: At least one hundred
Man 3: Man, hopefully her boner garage isn't still full.....I'm going for it
Man 2: At least one hundred
Man 3: Man, hopefully her boner garage isn't still full.....I'm going for it
by daninfakelife November 20, 2013
Get the boner garagemug. by LGOE May 14, 2011
Get the Nostalgia Bonermug. The feeling that is onset by an instance when you and your signifigant other have a moment of intense love. This feeling can be onset by cuteness, intense eye gazing, and/or but not limited to being absolutely head over heals in love.
I just had a love boner when you looked into my eyes. I just had a love boner because your so darn cute.
by Johndoe2012 May 1, 2011
Get the Love bonermug. The most common case is when you wake up and have a massive boner that cannot be silenced. Other and more crucial times the boniferus luciferus can occur is when you're in P.E. class sitting during roll call and you be eyeing some girl. Suddenly the teacher will ask you to get up to play and you got a fat wood to show to the whole class. Signs of the satan boner are a 666 on your nuts.
I was checking out jessica when I got hit with the satan boner that poked her in the head it was so devlish.
by Fat Wood November 1, 2008
Get the Satan bonermug. When something is so outrageously awesome, it feels like multiple simultaneous boners. While this can be applied to anything, the majority of instances are used to describe incredibly attractive women.
by Melamed May 14, 2008
Get the Boner Citymug. when your hoodie bunches up around the bottom. and sticks out looking like a boner. usually when sitting down.
by immanuel sin December 27, 2007
Get the hoodie bonermug. When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.
"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."
"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
by Olga2018 June 15, 2018
Get the Lady BONERmug.