Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.

Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

by !E*RICKY! February 19, 2021

Banned Bologna

The genitals of a priest who has vowed a life of celibacy.

Did you hear what father Ben gave Sister Carrol? He gave her the ol’ Banned Bologna last night.

by Jokes n stuff February 28, 2021

Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.

Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna

by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021

cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.

Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!

by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022

Bad Bologna Day

Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.

Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.

by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022

Ring Bologna

A turd that resembles an anaconda!

I'll shall return after I twist off a ring bologna!

by Skillzzz August 10, 2023

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024