Portuguese space blanket

Is when you shit on a sheet of tinfoil then get on all fours placing the shit covered tinfoil Infront of you face. Then a transexual fucks you in the ass while pulling the shit covered tinfoil up into your face.

Dude remember that one time you got a Portuguese space blanket in Las Vegas!

by Lovs2spooge:: November 29, 2021

go get the blanket

going somewhere to get the blanket to keep you warm

Ahmet told Sonay to "go get the blanket" but she didn't listen

by lolgettheblanket July 6, 2011

c-dubing blanket

To completely cover a girls face with cum

T c-dubing blanket last night.

by joyrizzo May 3, 2005

heavy blanket

When a girl is lying down and a guy puts his leg on top of her

Wow you feel heavy omg your heavy blanket!!!!

by Tree from myspace June 20, 2006

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

Human fire blanket

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

by hairygunt March 22, 2010

the cold blanket treatment

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.

“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”

by lord geebz February 28, 2020