bird

36 ounces of cocaine

I stand all day on the block and flip bird's and ki's

by datbuffsucka August 24, 2005

Beerdom

Stands for Beer-Condom. Usually a sock or a shirt sleeve, Beerdoms are placed around a beer while in the car to avoid any unneccessary attention from passing cars and, more importantly, cops.

Quick, Nicole! Put a beerdom around your tall can so that cop won't see us backseat boozing!

by Lauren Guzman August 23, 2008

bird-feed

1) To spend as little as possible on a female at a club or bar. 2) To buy a girl nothing but still expect her to sleep with you.

bird-feed/bird-feeding/bird-fed

(Created by The Czar)

"Man, I have no cash...tonight I gotta bird-feed these hoes."

"That hoe bought me 10 drinks, but I was bird-feeding her ass all night."

"I've been goin out with Betsy for two weeks and haven't bought her shit yet...that hoe just got bird-fed"

by Brennan G May 23, 2007

Bird to Sign Time

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.

"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"

by S_Diesel October 31, 2009

shooting the bird

In Western countries, extending the middle finger (either on its own, or along with the index finger in the United Kingdom - like a reverse peace sign) is an offensive and obscene gesture, colloquially known as "flipping the bird", "flipping someone off", "shooting the bird", "the middle finger", "the middle salute", "the finger", "flipping off" or "giving the finger". The gesture is used as a form of insult to whom it is directed.

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Look at that dipshit shooting the bird. I'll bet he runs if I try to "talk" to him.

by bjargon May 26, 2013

The Big Chill Bird Switch

The phase was coined to describe a maneuver in which, at flat party or night oot, one chats intensely to a sole female for 1 to 2 hours without distraction. When the time limit expires for chat, one immediately leaves the first female and moves to another, sole, female to repeat this.

The following example is a joke. Let it go. Or be triggered forever, RIP.

"Oh he did the Big Chill Bird Switch last night, it was amazing. Still never pulled though."

by trololorob August 24, 2019

a bird

1.Most commonly used to describe a woman that one is aware of as being materially obsessed , and morally corrupt ,but never the less finds highly physically desirable for the moment.
2. Deroggatory form of Chick

"I dropped the bird off and then chirped out."-Ice Cube
"She ain't nuthin' but a bird."- guy on the 6 train

by Liz J June 17, 2006