A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020
Get the Bastard Petmug. An annoying, stupid or horrible person; basically a funnier way of calling someone a twat or a bastard
by Henry1342 October 11, 2016
Get the Twatty bastardmug. A character that is revolting that grope and finger fuck an anime school girl, a teacher or a house wife in doujin and hentai. A character that has a shiny bald head, an shaggy gut, one tooth in his mouth and usually smell like greasy modly garbage that force themselves onto anime girl victims.
Don't worry usually in these doujin and hentai the female character wind up adore being touched by a ugly bastard and becomes a mindless cumdumpster.
It's a very popular hentai tag.
Don't worry usually in these doujin and hentai the female character wind up adore being touched by a ugly bastard and becomes a mindless cumdumpster.
It's a very popular hentai tag.
by Worldgonetococo June 10, 2022
Get the Ugly Bastardmug. by Josborne2:12 March 12, 2018
Get the grimey bastardsmug. A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.
Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.
by .XV!::: March 30, 2009
Get the Bastard Variablemug. A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.
*silence*
B: You birthday bastard.
B: You bastard.
*silence*
B: You birthday bastard.
by theSinWack June 9, 2023
Get the Birthday Bastardmug. 