An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
by ThaSickUcker February 08, 2018
this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.
Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it
by viddie January 28, 2006
An American you fat American shits get up and do something apart from being a bunch of faggots with vaginas and shooting up schools you fat dirty cunts TimFS I’ll chop ur whole family because their a bunch of hairy slags
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."
by IIm not gay kay? May 09, 2020
A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!
by bsmores April 21, 2018