barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.

"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"

by LittleBeast April 22, 2025

Barring up

To get an erection

"Did you see what Jackie was wearing? I was barring up just thinking about it"

by Psilocybean69420 January 18, 2026

Barking Bladder Syndrome

When not having urinated in an extended period of time, therefore not being able to stop peeing, and instead continuing to urinate, often in short spurts until one gets bored and decides to stop, though not having fully emptied their bladder

”Man, i should’ve peed earlier, instead i got barking bladder syndrome this time”

by Dave Biscuits February 26, 2026

BassingsVPN

The best free VPN that ever came into the scene.

BassingsVPN is the best ever!

by bassings March 13, 2026

barping

abbreviate form of the words bar and hopping, which together describe the action of "bar-hopping" the act of visiting multiple pubs or bars in a single session.

hey man wanna go barping downtown tonight?

by TimTheTinyMan May 8, 2025

Basingtal

A word that can make your post or video or meme or that stuff appear first when searching, since no one uses it.

“What do you search up again?”
“Basingtal, people never use that word so hey, my thing appears first.”

by theostarguyyy June 15, 2025