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Emily Bacon

A short, feisty girl. She's beautiful, but she just doesn't know it. She's smart, she won't show it. She's loved, but she feels lonely. She has great friends, but she won't say so. She feels love-deprived, but everyone loves her. She's afraid, afraid of her past. She falls in love too much. She has a broken heart, but she can't show it. She is the best friend you could ever ask for, but she won't agree.

Emily Bacon is very aggressive, but scared; she's feared, but fears death; she's small, but she acts big. Emily Bacon is a different kind of Emily, not like the other Emily's on Urban Dictionary. She stands up for what she believes in, but that never seems to be enough. She's one of those girls you can't help but fall for. Guys are afraid to ask her out because they think she's scary, but this only hurts Emily Bacon more. If you know an Emily Bacon, be kind, generous, loving, thoughtful. Don't hurt Emily Bacon, she's already been through enough pain.
Jake: Wow. I truly hate Emily Bacon, she's so mean and scary!
Averie: You know, saying bad things about her isn't going to change her. Why can't you just be nice, she's been through enough!
Jake: Ohh... I never thought of it that way. Now I feel bad, you know I have wanted to be with Emily Bacon forever?! I love her so much...
Averie: then go ask her out you big dummy!!
Jake: But I'm still equally scared of her!!
by I hate my life... December 4, 2011
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Turkey-Baconed

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".
by John Q Law January 23, 2009
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Bacon Face

The act of hearing a word (usually bacon) and going into a trance, fantasizing about the word that was said
Robert : Yeah so i had the most amazing bacon and....George?

George: *bacon face
by nuggetfaces August 9, 2010
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Monkey Bacon

by McBigBadWolf January 17, 2009
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naked bacon

the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.
i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.
by Shtoink April 22, 2007
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Uniboob Bacon

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.
Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011
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Bacon Erotica

Any use of bacon, cooked or non-cooked, used during sexual intercourse or any sexual acts. Bacon porn is also a form of bacon erotica.
For example bacon erotica is wrapping bacon around a man's member and drizzling hot bacon grease on his naked body and licking and eating the bacon of him while making him oink like a pig.
Or placing bacon in each other's butt crack and having sexual intercourse and eating the bacon together afterwards.
by bacon babes November 21, 2009
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