Go Hourglass

When a computer program becomes unresponsive and the cursor turns into an hourglass.

"Aw, man, I gotta restart my computer. It just went hourglass on me. I never had that program go hourglass on me before."

by Markvw59 December 16, 2009

go for the five

To do the bare minimum through sheer force of will.

i.e. just show up

Origin: in many University seminar classes, one gets five "participation marks" out of a possible 10 for merely attending the class.

Ben: Ugh man I hate my family and it's Thanksgiving!
Brian: So? Go for the five - eat dinner, hug your grandma, and peace out!
Ben: Yes. I will go for the five.

by cliffdogg October 27, 2010

Cum and Go

A Short and simplified way to say Evacuate And Ejacuate

When You come inside but you gotta cum and go

by TheClownThatHidesFromGayPpl November 12, 2019

Go lips

To aggressively kiss someone on lips.
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Go lips (with sb):
Grab someone's shoulders, and put your tongue deep inside their mouth in order to kiss.
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French kiss, deep kissing

GUY1: Hey dude! Les' go lips!
GUY2: Nah... I ain't doin' that gay shit.
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GUY: That movie was insane! They went lips at the end of the fight.
GIRL: Eww... Can you cease it already!?

by Crazy-Kitten-069 May 18, 2019

Going Congressional

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.

"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"

by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009

Go to waist

The act of saving something by eating it. Rather than let it go to waste, it goes to your waist.

"I can't throw these cookies out - I think I'll let them go to waist rather than go to waste."

by Mossybread. December 14, 2009

Going 'ALOL'

Laughing out loud in a situation where you shouldn't be laughing at all.

Going 'ALOL':

Friend 1: Did you see that disabled person fall into the water fountain?
Friend 2: Yes, I almost went ALOL.

In the park yesterday, Rachel went ALOL when she hit an old lady with a Frisbee and her false teeth fell out. Apparently the pensioner needed stitches.

by whohasthejazz December 09, 2009