Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

randy

randy is an emo with short hair

randy is a rats nutsack

by darrelbaldski91 April 21, 2022

Randy

Is a sweet guy who is very loyal, faithful and, horny. His a smart charmer but only has one girl on his mind, his future wife ashleigh.

Oh that must be a randy
That guy has such a randy smile

by Peanuttooth June 22, 2021

The Randy Savage

A very illegal drug. A mix of bleach, marijuana, meth, and heroine. Its possible to smoke it or shoot it up.

Dude, you tried to kill me and your family after you did some of The Randy Savage.

by QLAZARRUS666 August 15, 2011

Randy nelson

Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).

Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.

by Jennifer short November 9, 2022

RANDY DUSTIN WILLIAMS

Is a guy who's always horny, and act tough. He's tough tho, but inside he's a baby. He is fun to talk to, if you have Randy Dustin Williams in your life, you're so lucky. Randy is a very sweet guy who stays true and faithful in a relationship. You're lucky if you ever meet a Randy because they are the best kinds of guys out there. They're the type of boyfriends who piss you off but then won't leave you alone until they make you smile. He has a true heart and is always there for you. All of the girls that know him, like him but he only has one girl in mind. He is very cute and always has a special smell to him. If you ever meet a Randy, you will never forget him. Randy is one of the cutest guys to ever exist. He has a bit of a cowboy name but it suits him. He has a hard time verbally showing his feelings or affection. But when he does the attempt will be absolutely worth it! His strong yet cuddly stature almost reminds you of a grizzly bear! Even his hugs are great and bear-like. Overall Randy is simply the best uwuwuuwwuwu

Randy Dustin Williams is the best.
omg you're so randy today, i love it
girl 1 ; Hi, me and Randy are now together.
girl 2; omg, you're so luckyyy, i am so jealous right now
girl 3; aww i haven't find my randy yet

by swanseagei27 November 8, 2020

Big Dick Randy

On Halloween, there will be a nigga, he gon' take yo' P-P He's fat and black, he gonna take your candy That niggers name is 'Big Dick Randy' Yeah, Big dick Randy, he take booty not just candy He dress up like a granny He been waiting for you to walk off the lawn He make sure you near no grown Then he grabs the ass, slang that shit around then he go runs off, kill all the grown

Mom: Where is yo ass and where is yo candy
Son: Mo ma i-i-i-it was Big Dick Randy

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023