Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.
Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.
by Wxllco July 16, 2022
Get the Major Noosemug. by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017
Get the Majormug. 
A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.
Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
by WebstersRafbot July 24, 2024
Get the Major Lodemug. A guy who is a perfectionist. He is calm, kind and very conscious of his environment. He is a very nice person but if poked, he can become tough. He is hardworking; values loyalty and honest. Most people called major are usually the nicest and smartest guys.
by @lilac December 19, 2019
Get the Majormug. All members of the social group who are not members of the economic and political elite and are members of the common class are also referred to as the social majority.
by Baron Neville April 18, 2018
Get the social majoritymug. When an event comes out of nowhere or something unexpected or big happens in your life, altering its course.
Jack: How'd the test go?
Jill: I bombed it. I guess I'm not cut out for physics after all. It was a Major Bukkake Moment (MBM).
Jill: I bombed it. I guess I'm not cut out for physics after all. It was a Major Bukkake Moment (MBM).
by Eagle02 June 17, 2021
Get the Major Bukkake Moment (MBM)mug.