can good

A can good is someone who is great at sports gets ladies and has people wanting to be him

Did u see can good dunk he is so awesome

by Vaughn victor September 4, 2016

Green Can

what boongs use as a pillow after they get kicked out of the pub

eh mate, i sleeping on my green can tonight cuz.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

mater can

A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.

"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"

"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"

by hillbillyninja April 28, 2010

canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.

Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!

by Turkey Trot December 14, 2010

to can someone

to can someone, or to be can, means to fire someone from their job.

I met Max today and he was seeing red, I think that he was canned.(to can someone).

by Nabeel, January 16, 2008

poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.

Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!

by Jesse2009 March 26, 2007