scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh

Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.

by woogs February 19, 2010

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

Scratchy crouch

A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against

After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.

I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch

by dimas porokas April 12, 2008

Scritchin

masturbate

"Nawl, he in there scritchin his prick."

by noixz January 14, 2009

scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

by ad-92129 March 26, 2011

Scratchy

Medical grade Marijuana. Named for it's jagged serrated edges on the leaf edge. As though it might scratch you to touch it.

He hung that Scratchy in his bedroom to dry out and was coughing all night.

by smoky eyeball November 13, 2011

scratchy-gasm

The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.

"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."

"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."

by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012