lycra wanker

Those wankers on bikes who think they are Chris Hoy, but are in fact middle age accountants and are shit bike riders

Jon - look at that wanker on that bike
Robin - yes, what a lycra wanker....

by Mr Skint May 16, 2016

Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.

Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.

by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016

tag wanker

A person who adds a tag of a friends name into the comments section of a facebook news story, making it look as if there are more comments then there actually are.

What a funny story

DAVE SMITH

JANET WILLINGTON

BORIS JOHNSON

Oh do fuck off you bunch of tag wankers!

by Nigel Garage January 12, 2017

Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

knob knocking wanker

is an individual who passes time finding places to have a jerk in. He can go anywhere, at the mall, in the movies, at your grandma's funeral, anywhere. these are mostly kids who have recently discovered how to beat it off , 30 year old men who are still living in their parent's basement, anyone has the potential to be a Knob Knocking Wanker

Harry: Can you believe this? Chris is hitting it off in the disabled bathroom again
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker

by likeadumpring May 10, 2015

wanker

A man that enjoys masturbation also a common insult.

Don't be such a wanker!

by SarahSpastic May 12, 2008

Wankers Crisps

A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.

The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)

I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.

by Ikiryo Waverider March 23, 2010