Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

by A mates wife August 8, 2019

Rice wife

Bad bitch

She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

Meme Wife

A person of interest that you share memes with on a daily basis.

Have you tagged your meme wife in this cool doggo vid?

by GhostOfPaulWalker November 5, 2017

Bakers Wife

To be married to someone with the name of Mr. Baker and be a man

Bakers wife is a man

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Noodles_.wife

I don't know them I just made this cause they looked sad that they didn't have a definition

Hey you know Noodles_.wife?

Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?

by Hutao👻 July 31, 2021

Finishing-Wife

The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)

We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife

by A-1n February 22, 2020