Whipped

A completely horrible thing that happens to a lot of teenage boys who think they are going to get some pussy if they listen to their girlfriend/some other female's wishes. They also get offended if it's 5 minutes after you promised to call/text them and you didn't.

Nick: I don't want to do anything this weekend. Well, I know you're coming over, and I still want you to, but I just want to watch TV all day. Is that okay?
Girl Who Will Not Be Named Because It's Me And I Don't Want Him To Know I Think He's Whipped: Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Nick: No. You don't want to do that. I'll take you shopping/to the movies/out for ice cream. All I care about is your happiness. Is there anything else you want me to do? Clean your room? ANYTHING? Please don't break up with me. I'm sorry.

by I don't like your girlfriend. December 11, 2007

Dick Whipped

When your girlfriend or a girl is so into you she does anything for you.

Yo boul i was out of money so i ask this jawn for some and she gave me it shes so dick whipped nah mean?

by Mattske November 17, 2009

pussy whipped bitch

1. Someone who does whatever a woman, sometime referred to as his master, tells him to do with no questions asked.

2. Me

I am such a pussy whipped bitch that i bow to my master and kiss her feet while obeying all of her orders, because i'm her slave and that's all i'm good for

by Quan worshipper March 8, 2007

whipped

Being completely controlled by a woman to the point where you will do or say anything that she tells you to.

"Hey Tim, let's go to the mall!"
"I can't, I have to cook dinner and clean the house. Mommy's rules!"
"Your mom has you whipped, faggot."

by asdfjoadgjapijga January 18, 2009

whipped

When one is in love with a person and would sooner jump off a bridge than say no to said person. While commonly used as negatively, as being "controlled" by one's partner or love, it can also be used in a positive fashion, to show one's love for another.

Dude, you're so whipped over him.

I know. I'd do anything for him.

by Whipped Over Kevin April 22, 2010

nipple whipple

Squeezing, flicking, pinching, or any sort of irritation or discomfort to nipples. See titty twister or purple nurple for more information.

Ouch! That girl just gave me a nipple whipple!

by TEBfan June 25, 2008

pussy whipped

A guy with his head up his ass who thinks his girlfriend/wife is concerned about his well-being. He thinks being nice to her is respected and appreciated. She knows she has him by the balls and has the rest of his life planned for him. She humiliates him in front of his friends and he stays with her. He is totally brainwashed. In the advanced stages, he isn't even getting laid anymore yet continues to wait on her hand and foot and obey her every command. That is when she dumps him for Mr. Abuse who she crawls on the floor begging for acceptance from even though he sleeps around on her and treats her like shit.

Joe: "Hey Sam! Want to go to the game with us on Saturday?"

Sam: "Would love to but don't think I can make it. Have to clean the house, do grocery shopping, cook dinner, mow the lawn, fix the car, do the laundry, take the Mrs. shopping for shoes and handbags, pay the credit card bills that have $30,000 balances on them now, go to her mother's house for her third cousin's niece's sister's birthday party who I never met and don't know, dredge the Panama Canal, and 100 other things on her 'To Do' list."

Joe: "Ok. See you when you get your pussy whipped head out of your ass."

by Blake Farnsworth III September 30, 2009