weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.
Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!
by MarlinBohner May 26, 2018
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Weiner Pog

Man! Those Hot Dogs were Weiner Pog!
by Weiner World February 23, 2021
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Secondhand weinering

The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.
"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."
by bbong67 January 19, 2022
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Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.
After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.
by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023
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Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.
Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.
by Brdmn68 May 04, 2018
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weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner
Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.
by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024
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